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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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