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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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