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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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