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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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