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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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