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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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