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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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