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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Snort eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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