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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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