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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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