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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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