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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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