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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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