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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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