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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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