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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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