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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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