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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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