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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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