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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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