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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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