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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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