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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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