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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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