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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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