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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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