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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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