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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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