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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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