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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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