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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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