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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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