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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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