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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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