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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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