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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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