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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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