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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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