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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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