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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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