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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Frodo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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