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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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