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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Sugar eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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