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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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