Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.