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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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