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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dexter eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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