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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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