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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Poppy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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