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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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