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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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