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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rocky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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