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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Zeus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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