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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rufus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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