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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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