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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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