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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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