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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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