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Pet death

My aunt Jemima had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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